Byebye popo.

Dear popo,

It's your 'tao chat' today. It's been 7 days since you left us. I don't know what time you will be coming back to visit us. I don't even know if you are coming back today. I hope you did, for the last time, visit us and then continue your journey after life. I hope you will be in Russia visiting William also. He misses you a lot. All of us miss you so much. But please don't worry about us. Please rest in peace. We will take care of ourselves.

I just want you to kow how much we love you, popo. You were a great person. A great mother and popo and tai po for us.

Goodbye, popo.

Lots of love,

huiwen

7/12/08

Wishes.

1. I wish I'm a mentally retarded person.
Uhm..or maybe being dumb or silly would be enough.

2. I wish I can be a vampire. Do they have a special name for female vampires? Vampirees? Hmm..sounds weird =S

3. I wish I can be invisible. No one can see me then. Good.

4. I wish I can't feel a thing. I don't get happy or sad. I don't love or hate.

5. I wish I'm not me. I don't want to be anyone. No name for me. Nothing.

6. I wish I can stop these ridiculous thoughts.

phew..moody days..I think a lot when I'm moody..I think a lot when I'm not moody too!!

Erggh SHIT..confused..

Making him and her listen.

Making WOMEN listen.

1. Participate and INTERRUPT the conversations.

-women's brains were designed to do the talkings and to listen at the same time.

2. MIMIC her expressions.

-when she says

Aww..you know arh..that dress I bought yesterday is really nice lerr..

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-then you must say

Aww..seriously?!!It is really soo nice??

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-when she says

blek..I ate a lot just now..

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-then you must say

blek..you eat so much??

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-next set..

she says "......"

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-and he says "......"

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3. Reveal personal informations.

-then she will feel close to you..this is very true..haha

-in other words, women are geh boh also larh..hehe XD

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4. Use indirect sentences, avoid direct speeches and TALK MORE.

-we just want to TALK and thats all! If you get straight to the point then nothing else we can talk about edi!!right?right?

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Next on..Making MEN listen.

Stay tuned.=)

Dreams.

Me and Shue Ling will be having a double date on the beach, then we will be wearing hot bikinis, mine will be green one, then hers, i dunno larh.. then we will be chatting and giggling with the hot guys we are bringing.

Wahh wat a nice dream that would be..you know why im writing it out? Not because I wanna show you how crazy I am, but Mr James asks us to write down what we want to dream about, and do it repeatedly..then 1 day you will get to dream about what you want to.

Nice right? Come on you can do whatever you want in your dreams ler! Isn't that the nicest thing in the world?!

And why with Shue Ling? Thats another thing Mr James told us, some people get to connect their dreams!! That will be amazing man! So me and Shue Ling wanna try it out..haha

So..when I get to dream about that I'll tell you kie?

Btw, Eddie you don't come kacau arh i tell you..

You know what he said? He wants to come into our dream and destroy our double-date! How horrible!!

Time Relativity

Something very philosophical.

Go check it out if you are interested.

Ok in this theory of Einstein, time does not exist. Time is created by us to measure our past,present and the future. But there is actually no true division between these three.

"Since there exists in this four dimensional structure [space-time] no longer any sections which represent "now" objectively, the concepts of happening and becoming are indeed not completely suspended, but yet complicated. It appears therefore more natural to think of physical reality as a four dimensional existence, instead of, as hitherto, the evolution of a three dimensional existence."- Einstein

I cannot really understand this lar..but from my understanding, and what I have read from some sources on the net, TIME CHANGES.

Have you ever feel like time is moving slower or sometimes a lot more faster than usual? Einstein believed that if we can travel at the speed of light (186,000 miles per second), time would appear slower to us.

The example Einstein gave.

A pair of pretend twins, Al and Bert, both of whom are 10 years old in their highly futuristic universe.

Al's parents decide to send him to summer camp in the Alpha-3 star system, which is 25 light-years away (a light-year is the distance light travels in a year). Bert doesn't want to go and stays home on Earth. So Al sets out on his own. Wanting him to get there as quickly as possible, his parents pay extra and send him at 99.99 percent the speed of light.

The trip to the star and back takes 50 years. What happens when Al returns? His twin brother is now 60 years old, but Al is only 10 and a half. How can this be? Al was away for 50 years but only aged by half a year. Has Al just discovered the fountain of youth?

Not at all. Al's trip into space lasted only a half year for him, but on Earth 50 years passed. Does this mean that Al can live forever? Nope. He may have aged by only half a year in the time it took 50 years to pass on Earth, but he also only lived half a year. And since time can slow down but never goes backwards, there's no way he could grow younger.

Very deep. Can't explain much cuz I have not yet understand the whole idea either, but it's an interesting idea.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/einstein/hotsciencetwin/

I tell you..I'm gonna marry the one who can understand this. Hahahaha..cuz u know..smart guys are attractive *winks*

But come on..Albert Einstein took years to figure it out, and he's a genius.

Well if you are a girl..hmm..I'll find you a husband..hahaha

Ten Commandments of Marriage

Mr. James was showing us this in class. Tell me which one you like the most.

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished..

**Ohh the 5th one I like the most..very true..

F_CKER.

A student in mom's kindergarten got canned that day because someone heard him saying the F word.

He is in standard 1 and has never really been a tough kid before. So I was wondering..hmm..how come? Where did he learn that from? Normally kids learn all these things from their parents, but his parents cannot be saying those things what..his parents are quite nice wan..

So the day after that, our teacher asked him about that word he said. This boy actually cannot produce the S sound..and his S will come out as K.
And guess what this innocent boy answered.
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我讲快快mah...你又不信...
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The English version>>>
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I said faster mahh...
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Awwwww...such a cute incident...and pity him larh..

The King and the Queen!

I was eating the King and the Queen!!
of the fruits..hahaha

I just LOVE durians. OMG the smell is still there..I can smell it everywhere!! Now I'm only hoping that my sensory adaptation system is not working well, then I can keep the smell fresh longer!!

Alamak forgot to take some pics of the durians and rambutans..Don't really like rambutans actually..I'm lazy to open this fruit and its sticky!! Ewww..

Oh yea..and now I'm sick..because of the durians..I ate too much..
And I heard it's fat!! oh goshh must go gym edi then..hahaha

Kinda sleepy now..nitez everyone!

Create your own handphone theme!

http://www.moxiu.com/

Awww.. I don't feel like sharing it..
but what's the fun keeping it to myself?!

In this website you can find really nice themes for your handphone.. and the best thing is, you can personalize it! You can make yourself one, with all your camwhore pics or whatever..hahaha it's really fun..and everything is FREE!

Go go go..faster!!

BTW, it's all in chinese.

Changes.

Changes.

So it happened.

Hmmm~~

Don't worry about me. Give me sometime.
And I will move on.

**Another huiwenology.

Something Keat Hong said yesterday makes me think. There goes another huiwenology.

**huiwenology: A golden hill is a heart shape itself when you turn it upside down.

money = love *$_$* *blink*

Did you see LOVE shape??

Hohohohoh...

Hahaha its just another huiwenology, doesn't mean that I'm like that ok?!

I'm not!!

Friends.

I saw Michelle today.

I saw Grace today.

I saw Shu Yi and Wai Foong today.

I saw Yew Chuan, Han Xian, Kok Jet, Wei Zhe, Sheow Pin, Keat Hong, Yit Tze, Kay Hong, Zheng Wei, Chan Yan, Wen Chuan, and Yin Yien today.

I wanna list down your names one by one. Don't want to miss out any of you.

It has been almost 2 years since we left CHS. I thought I will be the fastest person to get used to my new environment, or at least the easiest one, but I'm wrong.

I haven't get used to it until now.

How can I live without Michelle?

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How can I live without Grace?

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How can I live without s5?

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I hate changes in life. And life keep changing. I find it so hard to open up to new people now. New room, for new people, this is what I put in my msn captions last time. I wanna always remind myself of that.

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But it's never easy.

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Now I have close friends in UCSI.

Vivienne, Siew Fong, (dunno where I should put this, Im putting it here because its beside Boon Lay*blink* *Jia huan*) , Boon Lay, Dickson, and Wen Min.

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But when life changes again, you expect me to live without them? Again?

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How can I?

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Sheow Pin's cake slipped to the table when she's holding it to take picture!! I want to thank the waiter from Chili's for still taking the photo when everyone's face is so shock like this!

Happy birthday Sheow Pin. Happy birthday Su Yi! I din forget bout you!

Chinese vs. Malaysian

Received a funny email last Saturday.

Its in chinese. And sorry lar this is hard to translate.

Chinese vs. Malaysian

中国人 ：今晚你有空吗？我没空！
马来西亚华人 ：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！

中国人 ：饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人 ：饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人 ：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？
马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

中国人 ：难道他不可以来吗？
马来西亚华人：你不给他不来啊？

中国人 ：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人 ：我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人 ：我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人 ：这样你不是很不值得吗？
马来西亚华人：这样你'马'很不 '歹'？

中国人 ：你真是聪明！
马来西亚华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)

中国人 ：你安静！
马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)

中国人 ：我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人 ：为什么？
马来西亚华人：做么？

中国人 ：你很强~
马来西亚华人：你很够力~

中国人 ：明天也叫他一起去吧！
马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！

中国人 ：我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）

中国人 ：你再说我就打你！
马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）

中国人 ：你在说什么？
马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？

中国人 ：你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~

中国人 ：真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人：被你炸到…。

中国人 ：你别乱来~
马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~

中国人 ：你很无聊
马来西亚华人：你很废

中国人 ：XX你
马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）

中国人 ：迫切
马来西亚华人：bek chek

中国人 ：我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）

中国人 ：我们结婚吧！
马来西亚华人：我们结'分'吧！（'婚'字受粤语影响，所以音不标准）

中国人 ：今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉长，然后没有下文了）

中国人 ：哇!
马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!

中国人 ：我受不了他！
马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！

**huiwenology

**huiwenology: You don't measure love with beauty, measure beauty with love.

If you don't understand this, you will never do.

Love Story

Probably the sweetest couple i have ever seen.

I havent really seen both of them together, and I don't really know their love story. But they are just soo sweeet~ together. I see the magic words in both of them! HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!

Joey is always pretty. And her bf is cute too! hehez...

http://niclovejo.multiply.com/

Visit their website and you will feel the same!

Wish both of you happy always!!

Glam-O-Liciouz

http://glam-o-liciouz.blogspot.com/

My blogshop. Yes, it's MINE.

Jia Huan, Siew Fong, Wen Min and Me.

OURS lar.

Yes, you can see me posing here and there. Make sure you don't laugh lar k? And please please don't comment on how I look like!!

Even if you really cannot tahan. Don't ever let me hear that.

Faster come and support us.

I mean. Go and support us!

Fast! Fast! Fast!

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Why are you still here?!!

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Go there larr>>>>http://glam-o-liciouz.blogspot.com/

The way I eat.

OK. I just wanna list down how much I can eat in a day.

Breakfast, Opps...I shoudn't put breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I don't eat that way.

Usually, this is how I eat.

Morning.

White milk tea + super fat kaya butter bread at old town.

After 1 class, maybe an egg tart or curry puff from the ground floor auntie's stall.

>>in between, sweets, keropoks, anything that I can put into my mouth.

Afternoon.

Lunch time. One some? Free n easy? Samosa? Something which can make me feel full. I mean, some thingS.

>>in between, same thing here. Anyting, or I shall say everything.

Night.

After dinner, I will have the urge to yum cha again. Maybe with some biscuits, the ping pong brand one, or the marie biscuits. Back home, (I take my dinner at mom's kindergarten) while I am watching wah lai toi tv show at 9.30, I feel like eating maggie mee!!

It's a miracle I can still keep it at 55. I mean my weight. I know Im no more slim. But still, the way I eat, I could have become obes mann.

If I'm that cute and chubby, I don't mind!!

OK. Now I feel like eating again.

Little miss dot

I love this blog!! Got some nice nice clothes there...go check it out and do your shopping now! >>>http://lilmissdot.blogspot.com/

Discovered it accidentally..hahaha

I browse through some other malaysian blogs selling things. But well, not my style..all not nice larr..lots of pasar malam style

Not everything is nice in this blog either..but a lot more better than the others I saw.

and I will continue searching for other better ones!!

* huiwenology: When guys can stop staring at leng luis (pretty girls), thats when girls can stop shopping!

person x situation interactionism

Just be yourself!

Easier said than done.

How?? I don't even remember how myself is.

In psychology class I learn about situationism. I'm not sure if I got it right. Well, in this theory people tend to behave differently in different situation. When you are with different people, you'll have different behaviors.

Of course I believe we will still have our own personality. Our true self.

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do you still remember it?

I don't!!

My Dream Guy

He's back! My dream guy.You cannot imagine how attractive he is to me! I just can't get my eyes away from him.

Even his pose of mouthing his thumb makes my heart pumping so fast!!

Smart guys are just too attractive for me.

I need help.

Have been a bit too emotional lately.

I'm getting sick.

Mentally sick.

Beasts always get the beauties.

Why beasts always get the beauties?

Simple.

Muka tembok you know anot?


Thick face.

I'm not trying to assault anyone here, but you know what I mean.


Don't you notice leng cais will never approach girls? They wait for the girls to approach them. Excuse me this is Malaysia ok? Malaysian girls are still SHY!!


So, all the leng cais out there, stop complaining when beasts get the beauties.You know what to do!!

Election 2008

Election? What do you think?

It's a waste of resources.

First, trees. I have no idea how many trees they have cut down for the use of election.

Second, plastics! My moral teacher says plastic cannot be recycle ler!

Third, human resources. Everyone in the parties are busy with the election, from planning campaigns to hanging up the Datuks' faces.

See?

Btw, I'm politically neutral.

I'm slim and fit.

I'm getting fatter.

And FaTtEr.

And FATTER.

My stupid heng dais keep making fun of my weight. And I swear 1 day I'm gonna whack u guys.

My lecturers, Mr. James and Ms. Norul say our brain is powerful. If we keep telling ourselves the same thing, repeating it over and over again in our mind, believe it or not, you will be able to do it.

I'm slim and fit.

I'm slim and fit.

I'm slim and fit.

I'm slim and fit.

I'm slim and fit.

Celebrity Morph by MyHeritage

How? How? hehehehe...i know the tone is very different ok..but not bad rite?? rite?? hehehe..paiseh la..let me syok sendiri la..

MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Free genealogy software - Family history

It Does Not Pay to Be Honest All the Time

Sad for him. I always like him, always heard his name. And he really did a lot for us, don't he?

'Which one of you has never done that?' this is what the Father of our country had said in a meeting, back to the year of 1950 something. And guess what, only one brave man had put up his hand, couragely, honestly, telling everyone that he's a good husband, a good man, thats Mr. Tan, if anyone knows, not from the government party.

As for him, he has honestly admit it, and the result comes out with, 'it does not pay to be honest all the time'.