Monday, September 22, 2008

Making him and her listen.

Making WOMEN listen.

1. Participate and INTERRUPT the conversations.
-women's brains were designed to do the talkings and to listen at the same time.

2. MIMIC her expressions.
-when she says
Aww..you know arh..that dress I bought yesterday is really nice lerr..
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Aww..seriously?!!It is really soo nice??
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-when she says

blek..I ate a lot just now..

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blek..you eat so much??

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-next set..

she says "......"

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-and he says "......"

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3. Reveal personal informations.

-then she will feel close to you..this is very true..haha

-in other words, women are geh boh also larh..hehe XD

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4. Use indirect sentences, avoid direct speeches and TALK MORE.

-we just want to TALK and thats all! If you get straight to the point then nothing else we can talk about edi!!right?right?

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Next on..Making MEN listen.

Stay tuned.=)

Monday, September 15, 2008

Dreams.

Me and Shue Ling will be having a double date on the beach, then we will be wearing hot bikinis, mine will be green one, then hers, i dunno larh.. then we will be chatting and giggling with the hot guys we are bringing.

Wahh wat a nice dream that would be..you know why im writing it out? Not because I wanna show you how crazy I am, but Mr James asks us to write down what we want to dream about, and do it repeatedly..then 1 day you will get to dream about what you want to.

Nice right? Come on you can do whatever you want in your dreams ler! Isn't that the nicest thing in the world?!


And why with Shue Ling? Thats another thing Mr James told us, some people get to connect their dreams!! That will be amazing man! So me and Shue Ling wanna try it out..haha

So..when I get to dream about that I'll tell you kie?

Btw, Eddie you don't come kacau arh i tell you..

You know what he said? He wants to come into our dream and destroy our double-date! How horrible!!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Time Relativity

Something very philosophical.

Go check it out if you are interested.

Ok in this theory of Einstein, time does not exist. Time is created by us to measure our past,present and the future. But there is actually no true division between these three.

"Since there exists in this four dimensional structure [space-time] no longer any sections which represent "now" objectively, the concepts of happening and becoming are indeed not completely suspended, but yet complicated. It appears therefore more natural to think of physical reality as a four dimensional existence, instead of, as hitherto, the evolution of a three dimensional existence."- Einstein

I cannot really understand this lar..but from my understanding, and what I have read from some sources on the net, TIME CHANGES.

Have you ever feel like time is moving slower or sometimes a lot more faster than usual? Einstein believed that if we can travel at the speed of light (186,000 miles per second), time would appear slower to us.

The example Einstein gave.

A pair of pretend twins, Al and Bert, both of whom are 10 years old in their highly futuristic universe.

Al's parents decide to send him to summer camp in the Alpha-3 star system, which is 25 light-years away (a light-year is the distance light travels in a year). Bert doesn't want to go and stays home on Earth. So Al sets out on his own. Wanting him to get there as quickly as possible, his parents pay extra and send him at 99.99 percent the speed of light.

The trip to the star and back takes 50 years. What happens when Al returns? His twin brother is now 60 years old, but Al is only 10 and a half. How can this be? Al was away for 50 years but only aged by half a year. Has Al just discovered the fountain of youth?

Not at all. Al's trip into space lasted only a half year for him, but on Earth 50 years passed. Does this mean that Al can live forever? Nope. He may have aged by only half a year in the time it took 50 years to pass on Earth, but he also only lived half a year. And since time can slow down but never goes backwards, there's no way he could grow younger.

Very deep. Can't explain much cuz I have not yet understand the whole idea either, but it's an interesting idea.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/einstein/hotsciencetwin/

I tell you..I'm gonna marry the one who can understand this. Hahahaha..cuz u know..smart guys are attractive *winks*

But come on..Albert Einstein took years to figure it out, and he's a genius.

Well if you are a girl..hmm..I'll find you a husband..hahaha

Friday, September 5, 2008

Ten Commandments of Marriage


Mr. James was showing us this in class. Tell me which one you like the most.

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished..

**Ohh the 5th one I like the most..very true..